You Gotta Stand For Something

These days you can't go anywhere without seeing magnetic ribbons on cars supporting this cause or that. In fact, it's not uncommon to see multiple ribbons on one car, which can be problematic. There are a plethora of ribbons and only so much car on which to display them. If, for example, all you have is a ribbon supporting the fight against cancer, then are you saying you don't support our troops? Or you don't care about finding a cure for AIDS? You don't want to send the wrong message, right? Or even worse, no message at all. That's why I've designed the above ribbon. The most politically correct ribbon ever made. Buy one today and stand for something...anything!