Isn't That Where Everyone Keeps Them?

Australian caught smuggling bird eggs in underpants jailed for two years - [yahoo.com]

"An Australian man who attempted to smuggle cockatoo eggs out of the country in his underpants was jailed for two years.

Customs officials said Keith Miller, 51, was arrested at Sydney airport in November last year trying to board a flight to Zurich with 23 eggs concealed in his underwear."

Prisoner #1: So...what are you in for?

Prisoner #2: Murder. You?

Prisoner #1: I knocked off a bunch of convenience stores at gunpoint. Shot a guy.

Prisoner #2: What about you, man? What'd you do to get thrown in here?

Prisoner #3: Ummm...I tried to smuggle 23 cockatoo eggs out of the country in my underwear.

Something tells me this guy won't ever do that again.