Monday, February 27, 2006

Some Things Shouldn't Be So Convenient

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There's a bank near my house that looks something like this, though I don't recall if it's a Citizens Bank or what. The weird thing about this bank though is that it's in a very small building but only half of it is the bank, which is in the back and the other half, which is facing the road, is a liquor store. What a combination! It's perfect when you think about it. You can get liquored up in the front to kind of get your nerve up and then rob the bank in the back all in one convenient building. Though it's small, the bank still manages to have a drive thru so you can even rob it from inside your getaway car. Of course, it all goes up in smoke if you get pulled over for drunk driving, but that's a "cross that bridge when you get there" situation really.

UPDATE: It occurred to me that this whole bank/liquor store may be some kind of modern day "Speakeasy", except when you go into the liquor store and give "the word" they hook you up with a savings account. It's one theory anyway.

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