Whittington's Friend

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"A 78-year-old hunting companion of Vice President Dick Cheney was recovering in stable condition Monday after Cheney accidentally shot him during a weekend quail hunting trip, a hospital official said.

Harry Whittington spent "a great night. He slept throughout the night," said Yvonne Wheeler, spokeswoman at Christus Spohn Hospital Memorial. She listed his condition as "very stable," but said she did not know if Whittington would be discharged Monday."

No seriously, he's doing fine. Couldn't be better. If there was something above "stable", he'd be that. He doesn't feel a bit like he just got shot by the VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!

Dick Cheney may shoot people, but at least he doesn't lie about creating the internet.