Well, They're Sure Not Gonna Believe It Now

news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051222/ap_on_hi_te/high_tech_santa

"Santa Claus is going high-tech as more children and parents are able to reach the jolly old elf online.
"We can use this technology to our advantage and provide a much more believable experience for our kids," said Anne Gaskell, co-owner of SantaSpeaking.com."

Ixnay on the elievablebay! Geez! Ummmmm....hellooooo....kids are online too....you just blew it for them. Why don't you go kick a puppy while you're at it!