A Bouncing Baby Boy Perhaps?

Skydiver survives plunge, learns she's pregnant - U.S. Life - MSNBC.com

"Shayna Richardson was making her first solo skydiving jump when she had trouble with her parachutes and, while falling at about 50 mph, hit face first in a parking lot.

Although badly hurt, she survived -- and doctors treating her injuries discovered she was pregnant. Four surgeries and two months later, Richardson said she and the fetus are doing fine."

I may be a little naive about the ways of the world but I would have put slamming face first into asphalt at 50 mph far down on the list of ways a woman can get pregnant. Just goes to show you that even the best protection (in this case, a parachute) can fail from time to time.