Jesus Needs a Handout

Panhandler Admits He's Probably Not Jesus



Well, he's admitted he's probably not Jesus. If he were to continue with the ruse anyway, here are some ideas I had for possible signs he could hold up:



Or if he's a little more ambitious, he could hold up this sign:



His message could be even more basic:



He could always try this little attention grabber (and once he had someone's attention he could try to perform a miracle or something):



Of course, if the judge were a little more creative in this case, he could make him hold up a sign admitting the truth:


Unfortunately, I have a feeling he'll probably just end up holding this old standby: