Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Jesus Needs a Handout

Panhandler Admits He's Probably Not Jesus



Well, he's admitted he's probably not Jesus. If he were to continue with the ruse anyway, here are some ideas I had for possible signs he could hold up:

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Or if he's a little more ambitious, he could hold up this sign:

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His message could be even more basic:

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He could always try this little attention grabber (and once he had someone's attention he could try to perform a miracle or something):

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Of course, if the judge were a little more creative in this case, he could make him hold up a sign admitting the truth:

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Unfortunately, I have a feeling he'll probably just end up holding this old standby:

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