Throw the Book At 'em!

Ananova - Cow jailed in Colombia

"A cow has been put in prison after it was blamed for a road accident in Colombia."

Through my various connections in the meat packing industry I was able to get a copy of the cow's mug shot and it's pretty plain to see that this Holstein was all hopped up on grass at the time of the incident (just look at its eyes!). I have to believe after reading this story that in the history of mankind (and cowkind), there was never a more legitimate need for more cowbell.